Some Facts In Sigapore

In Singapore, living in "Highly Dangerous Buildings" (HDB), most
people have already got used to "Paying And Paying" (PAP). Not
only do you pay, you "Pay Until Bankrupt" (PUB). If that's not enough,
somebody still "Purposely Wants to Dig" (PWD) more from you. So what
more can you do when you are in the "Money Only Environment" (MOE)?
When you are sick, you might be able to use your "Cash Prior to
Funeral" (CPF) fund, if you happen to be admmited to the "Money
Operating Hospital" (MOH) one time. If you are out of luck, you may
meet doctors who "Never Use Heart" (NUH) to treat you and you will be
"Sure to Give-up Hope" (SGH). To help ease the traffic, motorist have
to pay "Cash On Expressway"(COE). If that doesnt help, they can
always "Eternally Raise Prices" (ERP) on the roads. If you don't own a
car, you can always make a "Mad Rush to Train" (MRT) or get squashed
in a bus, "Side By Side" (SBS). Lastly, under all these pressure, there are not many
places we can relax,not even the good old place we used to go
because it has become "So Expensive and Nothing TO See Actually" (SENTOSA).
At the end of the day, living in Singapore is quite frustrating.
Even to the extent of hearing people complaining "Now Everyone's Water At Toilet Eventually Recycled" (NEWATER).